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there are no words to describe how much I love hearing rain outside my window.


when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell



there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

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my bf:  *doesnt reply*

me:  [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf:  my bad I had to pee. 

me:  I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛



do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere