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dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

whorville:

Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit

condorn:

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

direhuman:

xerneas:

Dragonite is so fucking ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.

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sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

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australiansanta:

don’t tease your hair that’s bullying